Red Hair Wonder

Jul 27
  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that youre a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
Jul 25

stoned-levi:

"people are so good at things how do i get talent :("

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Jul 07

adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

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Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.

Jul 07

deadrevolutionaries:

  • Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
  • Periods are extremely disabling for some people
  • Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
  • Stop arguing about this
Jul 07

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

Jul 06

The best product placement of all time.

Jul 06

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

Jul 06

698-5519:

698-5519:

so apparently today is both national kissing day and national fried chicken day

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Jul 06
  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
Jul 04

shiftychaos:

Cosplaying ladies! .。;・+ヾ(♥◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ゚:。・+